The Glorious Conch Fountain

This spectacularly graphic tribute to the vulva conch can be found in Islamorada in the Florida Keys. I want a fountain exactly like this in my front yard. Well, if I had a front yard. And I'd put a giant spiny lobster statue in the backyard by the pool.

We drove by both of these bizarre things several times in the Keys, but I never took photos. Thank god someone did. Here's the image source for the conch fountain photo. I wish I would have had Noah take a picture of me playing in it.