It seems that the Cheetos people (or Cheeto-folk) once thought it was a good idea to make a Cheeto-flavored lip balm.

You know, because everyone loves having cheeto dust all over their mouth. It's sexy and tasty. Perfect for makeout sessions! Imagine what the boys will say! Probably something like, "That bitch tastes like a Cheeto!"

If there's anything better than having that fake cheese powder coating your lips, it's having it all over your teeth. This is the inspiration for my new idea: Cheeto-flavored toothpaste.

Now with cheesetastic fluoride crystals!

I envision a whole line of Cheeto-flavored hygiene products including, but not limited to, shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, and shower gel. Cheetos don't need to be just those things you shove in your fat mouth-- they can be those things you rub all over your fat body.