This Guy Is Even Douchier Than You Think
Can you guess his douchey secret?
His tattoo sleeves are FAKES! That's how much of a douche this guy is! You can find a huge selection of slip-on tattoo sleeves over at BeWild.com. Yeah. Be wild. Be so wild that you gently pull on some fake tattoo sleeves made out of pantyhose. (Be careful or they'll run!) You're an animal! Go extra crazy and gingerly mold your Axe-soaked hair into a totally wild fauxhawk! You enormous tool! Did I say tool? I meant rebel.
The fake sleeves come in a variety of prefabricated douchey identities. Choose the one that best fits your own generic prefabricated personality:
- Classic Vintage Douche (pictured above)
- Skater Douche
- Gangsta Douche
- Celtic Douche
- Religious Christian Douche
- Rockabilly Douche
- Voodoo Spider Douche
Or my personal favorite...
I'm a Voodoo Spider Douche. What kind of douche are you?
I can't wait to see somebody wearing these so I can laugh at them. But maybe I won't be able to tell because they're so realistically douchey!!!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Tuesday, June 23, 2009