Welcome to the Cumbia Future!!!

What a cute little baby Sloth!

Something tells me this is how the human race is going to die.

Meat House > Gingerbread House

Dee Snider's Teenage Survival Guide: Can you survive without it?

Dolly was a teenage werewolf!

I'd like a giant unicorn water slide please.

Americorn! Americorn! God shed His grace on Thee!

See the rest of the comic to find out who wins!

I've got a new apartment, a new computer, and a new pair of jeans!

I feel almost as awesome as Fred Savage is.

Head basket sold separately.

Watch the video at Japan Probe.

Weirdest product tie-in ever.

Goaty, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike— if I love the girl who cares who you like?

Check out my new tumblelog: Let's Hear it for the Goats!!!

Think it smells like fish? Sorry.

Um, this hooter has hooters.

I'll bring the toilet paper!

I would like to apply for the headmistress position, please.

Sloth, in all his jean-creamin' glory

This squab (young pigeon meat) masquerades as toads in this traditional yet terrifying French dish.

I'm going off the rails on a sushi train!

This wurst briefcase is the best.

"I'm troubled by how the disjunctive perturbation of the sexual signifier makes resonant the distinctive formal juxtapositions."

There's my Chippy!