Think it smells like fish? Sorry.

So, I guess some people like to imagine that mermaids have vulvas and then sculpt those imagined vulvas out of clay and make them into jewelry. Get your mermaid vulva necklace at the Vulva Love Lovely shop. I know what everyone is getting for xmas this year! And while I'm on the subject of mermaids, I also want to buy all of my friends these functional lycra mermaid tails from Mermagica so we can start a bad-ass mermaid gang at the public pool!