Is there something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!

I want to play bocce at night!

Question: Is there anything more precious than a cheeseburger and her cheeseburgerlings?

Answer: No, no there is not.

A Rhodesian Ridgeback with winged sticks of melting butter

Barbie got carjacked by a couple of dead albino squirrels!

Can you guess what figging is?

A mama hot dog feeds her hungry little hot dog babies.

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It's the thrill of the bite!

Gut America's enemies with this super patriotic dagger!

Edamame say the darndest things. Watch the 30-second video.

Hi, I'm a dugong. And I'm in outer frickin' space!!!

These shoes send a staunch pro-nacho message.

So, this is something you can actually buy.

A new poll shows that 39% of Americans think the government guvmint should stay out of Medicare.

So apparently this is a sport. A super amazing wonderful sport!

I hope there's some fan fiction to go with this.

99 Cents Never Felt So Good by Alexis Trice

Welcome to the dystopian pancake future, people.

These General Custer earrings would make any girl happy! Well, maybe not if she's American Indian. (You can get her a nice Geronimo necklace!)