Welcome to the dystopian pancake future, people.

You can throw out all of your other kitchen appliances. The ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine is all you need! This machine makes perfect, identical pancakes. You need never eat anything else again. And at just $3500, the machine will pay for itself in no time!

I refuse to submit to the pancake hegemony!

I prefer Pee Wee's Rube Goldberg breakfast machine and pity the fool who disagrees.