1-900-WARRANT
I am totally calling Warrant! Hello? Warrant? Are you there?
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 23, 2009
October 2009 Archives
Artist's Rendering of Birth Control
This is me. I beat every stork I see with my parasol.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 30, 2009
Be Bold with Bananas!
It's time to start really LIVING, people!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 20, 2009
District 9 Dinner Party
Menu item: Alien Babies sautéed in butter
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 27, 2009
Do You Know What Day It Is?
It's National Pro-Life Cupcake Day!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 09, 2009
Gorgeous Mock Croc Platform Shoes
I really want these mock croc platforms by Cassette Playa for Swear.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 05, 2009
Jerri Blank on Velvet
Jerri Blank on sumptuous black velvet
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 21, 2009
Placenta Bear
Meet the newest Care Bear: Buffalo Bill Bear.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 06, 2009
Slutoween Costumes for Dogs
Now you and your dog can wear matching Slutoween costumes!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 13, 2009
Slutoween: Sexy Stay Puft Marshmallow Slut
I think I just marshmallow cremed my jeans!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 16, 2009
Turn Your Wimpy Cat into a Battlecat
Your cat needs a bad ass suit of armor!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 27, 2009
World's Greatest Rip-offs: Bollywood's Freddy
There is a Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street, people. With songs.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 30, 2009
World's Greatest Rip-offs: Brazilian Star Wars
Brazilian Darth Vader will kill you in the primitive way.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 02, 2009
