Ahhh, the Joys of Slime
The kid on the left knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 19, 2009
The kid on the left knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 19, 2009
Got a weak immune system? Try some Cocoa Krispies!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 04, 2009
It's Gamera, friend to all children! On velvet!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 11, 2009
Wait! We can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said,Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 25, 2009
Julian Casablancas' solo album Phrazes for the Young iz fantaztic.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 03, 2009
I think I need a playsuit. For playing!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 17, 2009
I want this Once Upon a Time Gold Ring to be my wedding ring.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 05, 2009
If only I could sew, I would make a beautiful dress from this adorable squirrel fabric.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 11, 2009
Johnny is a guy who can't make up his mind. He says, 'I like it both ways.'
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 24, 2009
Nothing says classy like a naked lady phone.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009
Little Mary couldn't wait to find the skinless wieners under her pillow!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009
Whatever the hell it is, you're getting it for xmas.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009