Got a weak immune system? Try some Cocoa Krispies!

You know who they should give these to? People with AIDS. We should airdrop Cocoa Krispies over areas with high HIV+ populations. It's the right thing to do. The whole world will love us again!

While you are obviously deeply stupid if you believe Cocoa Krispies are going to help protect you from anything other than a crippling case of thinness, a company can't make such outrageous claims. The city of San Francisco has sent a letter to Kellogg and the FDA requesting that the company prove its dubious claims. Read about it here.