14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid

Several models said they were initially drawn in by American Apparel's progressive environmental policies, sweatshop-free manufacturing, and youthful corporate identity. But their dreams of success were soon shattered. "Before I knew it, I was squatting on the floor in this humid room with a camera pointed at my crotch," said model Gabrielle, whose image can be found on the back page of this newspaper.

All hail the adorable horrible Bananabelle!

And here I was just usin' one of them thar grapefruit spoons!

A holiday card from me and Noah

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze xmas in.

Smell like church with Holy Water Perfume.

But our offspring would be unbelievably adorable.

The giant jawbreaker ball gag is sweetly sadistic.

The original:

JC's version:

Somehow he manages to make it sound like a Strokes' song. Amazing.

This is the tag from a pair of underpants I recently purchased:

What an age we live in!

Even super villains need to go to the dentist.

Taste the explosion: in her vagina!!!

[Insert horny stewardess joke.]

Psych!