Excuse me ma'am, would you mind telling me what time it is?

No problem!

Great pods of Dolph-ins once roamed the Earth's oceans in search of weights to lift and sharks to wrestle.

A victim of model-on-model violence? Nope, he's just modeling some couture fake blood.

Um, my barstool could use a haircut.

This beautiful parrotlet head necklace comes with its own coffin jewelry box.

Be more like your favorite celebrities and brighten up your breasts with new boob clown make-up!

You can finally get that great Dorito breath without having to eat Doritos!

That is one beefy skeleton.

Yay! There's a video. Watch JC do the robot at 1:25. Seriously.

It's come to this: makeup for your vag.

Though not very well. Watch for the fall at :15.

This world map dress is from Elisabeth Lecourt's lovely collection of map-wear.

These totally suit my current Mod mood.

So, this is amazing.

Does he know that this song is about coal mining? What the christ is happening in this video? Don't miss his emergence from the volcano at 1:02.

Go on a book bender with The Magicians!

I need to talk to you about something.

Kids love Hitler Toast! And don't worry, Mom-- Hitler Toast is part of a well-balanced breakfast!