Turned on? There's no shame in being attracted to a cartoon transsexual turtle. Oh wait, yes there is.

This is the kind of thing you really don't want anyone to catch you looking at. How the hell would you explain it? I want to hide this image on my co-workers' hard drives. Maybe insert it into a PowerPoint.

Now I want a sexy post-op Alf.

Thanks for the disturbing boner, Julia Segal.