I forgot to mention our trip to the spanking creperie in my summary of our trip to the Bay Area.

I'd seen this picture of the menu at Metro Crepes a few months ago and sent it to my friend Amber who lives in Oakland. The creperie is close to where she works so we decided to go there for lunch while we were visiting. Sure enough, the Las Vegas, any crepe and a spanking for $25, is on the menu. It seems like it would be a weird place to get a spanking, but what the hell do I know? To me, any place seems like a weird place to get a spanking. But Metro Crepes is teeny. It looks like a fast food place. It would be like getting spanked in a Subway. I mean, how humiliating. Oh wait, maybe that's the point.

While I can't critique the spankings, I will say that the crepes were OK, but nothing special.