I'm pretty much speechless. It's like a banana's been rammed down my throat.

There's really no better way to enjoy corn than right off the unicorn's horn.

Get gorgeous with Doritos loose face powder!

Go to the Champagne Management store to make all of your consumerist dreams come true!

Just wait for the song to start.

Ack! I love everything about this drawing.

Love the glasses. They're from Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's Fall 2010 collection.

This is Reggie Watts' super funny, very NSFW rap song about rap songs.

I want to play Mondrian Pong! (Source)

I'd like to use that Nacho font for my business cards.

Beware the abominable snowmodel!

This friendly, mustachioed walrus is the latest addition to my kawaii menagerie. Proud pinnipedophiles shop here!

Hipster werewolves trash a supermarket, murder some shoppers, and dance spastically to a Middle Eastern electro beat.

Does it come with a toy? Please come with a toy!

This is German schlager duo Cindy and Bert's reinterpretation of Black Sabbath's Paranoid as a song about The Hound of the Baskervilles. They apparently imagined the spectral demon dog to be a Pekingese.

Meet the shoe version of pure evil.

This is the most memorable scene from Herzog's fantastic Encounters at the End of the World. That poor, adorable lunatic.

If you ever run into a cartoon deer wearing a big blue bow, follow him. He'll lead you to the secret champagne stash behind the magical waterfall.

This baby knows her way around a spreadsheet.

I'll take mine with extra beard.

That's no moon.

Just lean back and let the weird wash over you.