That's no moon.

I desperately want an occasion for which this outfit would be appropriate. It's from Olexiiy Zalevskiy's outstanding Fall 2010 collection which he presented at Ukrainian Fashion Week. Here's another one of his retrofuturistic designs:

I want a hat that has its own gravitational field.

There's a reason why it's called ready-to-wear, people. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find photos of the entire collection. I found the two I posted and a couple more here.