Champagne Management

champagnemanagement:

Here’s a pink sasquatch Barbie in a sparkly purple strap-on holding a lovely raccoon baculum!! She’s ready to party!! 🥳🥳

WHERE’S HER MOVIE?????????????????????????

nerfwhom:

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

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champagnemanagement:

Also, just fyi, we’ll take stories, art, mock ads, mock interviews, pretty much whatever you can think of!

REMINDER!!!!! Please send your submissions to realitytvzine@gmail.com by AUGUST 1

did i spite print my AI generated FAST AND FURIOUS 11: BARBIE DREAM CARNAGE poster at work? MAYBE

emeraldcas:

don’t listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

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depsidase:

this is going to bother me for a long time

human-leather-hat-appreciator:

CINEMATIC

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champagnemanagement:

the other night i had a dream that someone handed me a baby absolutely covered in cheeto dust. they told me i was supposed to lick the cheeto dust off its face.

i made these into stickers. want one??????????? first 5 people that message me their name/address will get one!!!!!!!!!

velociraptrix:

wizardonline:

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

my origin story

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everythingstarstuff:

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oneheadtoanother:

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